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Salmon Demotivational Poster

IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!

Heel -

TAGS: salmon fish flood
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - July 10, 2017, 9:50 am
It didn't wanna become salmon mousse...
Silverheart - July 10, 2017, 8:41 am

Why did the salmon cross the road. No, really, why???



TAGS: bear salmon swim
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

rerun - August 7, 2010, 12:38 pm

you are doing fine work, keep it up.
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 12:37 pm
Thanks for the positive comments. They are appreciated.
spacedog - August 7, 2010, 1:33 am
Excellent. 5L
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:36 am
Worst thing in the world is to be desperately searching for ***, and run smack into a "bear"
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 12:34 am
Bear's gotta eat. Sometimes we're born to be food. 5/5 Great poster Iconoclast
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am
Fukcing burning it down Icon, keep it up good sir. 5L


TAGS: salmon roe vs hip waders
Rating: 4.31/5

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GaryO - June 30, 2013, 1:20 pm
Geezus! Here’s an oldie that popped up on my screen. LOVE the pic/verbiage composition……and the taste of those humpies.

PONDERING - As I watched the sunset fade from that salmon pink to flint grey I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning and how grey he was. And how I named him Flint

TAGS: salmon flint grey sunset
Rating: 4.11/5

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Verdeckt - June 28, 2011, 7:34 am
Love it... Fav'd


misdirection -

TAGS: stuffed salmon dirty mind
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 17, 2014, 11:52 pm
Just little, lol.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:58 am
Crotchety, I didn't even have to read it...that should scare me right?
JesusWept - June 14, 2014, 6:20 pm
Sure did. Now it's stuck there lmao. L L L L L

THE DESIRE - to return home is strong indeed. Or maybe it's just the chance to get some tail.

PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)


TAGS: that is the lesson of the ho*** little salmon
Rating: 3.1/5

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ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:24 am
And besides, I gave you 5 lil fishies so kick back, enjoy.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:20 am
Heh, heh. If the foo ****s. ;)
Sean - November 11, 2009, 1:05 am
Eh! Who you callin' a fish-fukkr?
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Is this personal experience talking?

SALMONELLA - Found a peanut, Found a peanut, Found a peanut, just now...

TAGS: peanut salmonella
Rating: 2.31/5

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Emily - March 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Just now I found a peanut, Found a peanut just now.

SALMON - The other pink meat

Cause Of Death -

TAGS: calendar august 4th monty python salmon mousse
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 5, 2017, 3:12 pm
Thanks :)
Reality Lord - August 5, 2017, 3:00 pm


The Watched Pot, Never Boils. -

TAGS: smoked salmon manna from heaven
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 2, 2014, 5:43 am
You won't believe it... have some mesquite. But, I prefer using rice. Fill a soup can and cover it in foil.
GaryO - December 1, 2014, 8:35 am
Yup, they're easy....what do you use for smoke?
Thedge - December 1, 2014, 4:44 am
Would send a few chunks if I could. But, smoker is easy-peasy to build. Cost me more to paint it than anything else in it. Look good next to a cabin.
GaryO - November 30, 2014, 8:43 pm
my brain thanks you, but my stomach curses you
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 2:17 pm
Hours later... delicious. Like good cheese, enough is a bit. Perfection. I love my UDS (ugly drum smoker).